Random Stew It seemed like a good idea at the time.


Get Your Gunn…update

Less than two hours after I originally posted Get Your Gunn (April 8, 2008 at 10:40 PM), the following comment was left on this site:

Don | Glory2Jesus@ArmyofGod.com | IP:

I’m glad those babykilling abortionists were stopped from murdering any more innocent children in their mother’s womb.

Apr 9, 12:23 AM

Donald SpitzA quick search of Wikipedia reveals that the Army of God "is a radical anti-abortion terrorist organization that advocates the use of violence to combat abortion". It also reveals that Don is likely Donald Spitz.


Dead End Jobs

A week or so ago, my partner and I were discussing dead end jobs -- the "would you like fries with that" variety. That led me to think about truly dead-end jobs.

  1. Drummer for Spinal Tap.
  2. A red-shirted ensign on the Starship Enterprise.
  3. Keyboard player for Grateful Dead.
  4. 27 year old musician.
  5. Imperial Stormtrooper.
  6. Sparring partner for Chuck Norris.
  7. Attorney for Jurassic Park.
  8. Backhoe operator at Chernobyl
  9. Driver for Princess Di.
  10. Female companion to a Kennedy.
  11. Bomb defusal expert.
  12. Rap artist or entourage member.
  13. African prostitute.
  14. Any job that causes you to piss off Bruce Willis, Arnold, Steven Seagal, or Charles Bronson.
  15. Bombmaker for a terrorist cell.
  16. Bomb delivery boy for a terrorist cell.
  17. Any U.S. President associated with Robert Todd Lincoln.

What others can you come up with? Which have completely offended you and demand that you write an atomic flame?