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Could you use it in a sentence, please?

 

Now you see it…

File this entry under "what I learned today".

From the show Understanding on the Science Channel:

If you were to represent the entire electromagnetic spectrum (from radio waves to gamma rays) as a 2500 mile long roll of movie film, the section of visible light would be one frame of film. Amazingly, most of the electromagnetic radiation emitted by stars falls within that one frame.

Lucky to Be Alive

As a kid, I would often go deer hunting with my dad and his friends. One hunting partner was (in)famous for harvesting a deer while squatting down to relieve himself.

Owwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Apparently, a young hunter in Texas has gone one step further. This newspaper photo is the latest email craze to be sweeping the world.

Early morning breakfast $5
Camouflage clothing $50
Tree stand $150
Becoming famous because of a small town newspaper typo Priceless

 

 

 

 

 

The First Lady’s Aphrodisiacal Dessert

You can file this under "Strangest Thing I Learned Today". It’s fairly well known that James and Dolley Madison popularized ice cream by frequently serving it during their tenure in the White House. As stated on Wikipedia,

Ice cream was introduced to the United States by Quaker colonists who brought their ice cream recipes with them. Confectioners, many of whom were Europeans, sold ice cream at their shops in New York and other cities during the colonial era. Ben Franklin, George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson were known to have regularly eaten and served ice cream. First Lady Dolley Madison is also closely associated with the early history of ice cream in the United States. One respected history of ice cream states that, as the wife of U.S. President James Madison, she served ice cream at her husband’s Inaugural Ball in 1813.

But, do you know what Dolley’s favorite flavor was?

Wait for it…….

Oyster!

What would Ben & Jerry call this flavor?Yeah, that’s right. Oyster.

So, a quick Google reveals that oyster ice cream is apparently popular in Japan — big surprise there, eh? However, the version that Dolley served was probably a frozen version of the popular cream-based oyster stew with which most people are familiar.

Imagine the neapolitan possibilities.

Of Hearts and Penicillin

As I’m often wont to do, I checked out This Day in History on the History Channel web site. Besides being the day associated with romance, today is also the day that penicillin was discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming.

Coincidence? Hmmm. How much penicillin has been consumed as a result of "love"?

Interestingly, the History Channel lists today as the day of discovery of penicillin, yet Wikipedia lists September 28, 1928 as the date of discovery.

If A=B & B=C

Here’s the middle school joke of the day, courtesy of my son.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Dead End Jobs

A week or so ago, my partner and I were discussing dead end jobs — the "would you like fries with that" variety. That led me to think about truly dead-end jobs.

  1. Drummer for Spinal Tap.
  2. A red-shirted ensign on the Starship Enterprise.
  3. Keyboard player for Grateful Dead.
  4. 27 year old musician.
  5. Imperial Stormtrooper.
  6. Sparring partner for Chuck Norris.
  7. Attorney for Jurassic Park.
  8. Backhoe operator at Chernobyl
  9. Driver for Princess Di.
  10. Female companion to a Kennedy.
  11. Bomb defusal expert.
  12. Rap artist or entourage member.
  13. African prostitute.
  14. Any job that causes you to piss off Bruce Willis, Arnold, Steven Seagal, or Charles Bronson.
  15. Bombmaker for a terrorist cell.
  16. Bomb delivery boy for a terrorist cell.
  17. Any U.S. President associated with Robert Todd Lincoln.

What others can you come up with? Which have completely offended you and demand that you write an atomic flame?

Something foul in Denmark

Charlie Sheen as Bud Fox in the movie Wall Street.A little over an hour ago, Microsoft announced it is making an unsolicited bid to buy Yahoo. Microsoft is bidding $44.6 billion dollars for Yahoo, or $31/share — a 60% premium over Yahoo’s closing price of $19 on Thursday. Michael Douglas as Gordon 'Greed is Good' Gekko in Wall Street.Yahoo’s stock price opened at $28 this morning, before the offer was announced — obviously a case of insider trading. But I guarantee the SEC will turn a blind eye to Yahoo’s overnight 50% stock jump on the eve of their largest news announcement ever. It seems that unless your name is Martha, you will never be a investigated target for insider trading. How much more blatant can it be?

Playing Poker with Pascal

"Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it."

I was raised in a Christian household; Sundays, and a lot of Wednesday evenings, were spent at the church. As a kid, I was a fervent believer; I knew I was saved and going to heaven. Hallelujah!

As I grew up, I questioned, and ultimately became disillusioned with, the idea of church and religion. The more I learned of history, the more I saw religion as a divisive force on humanity. Many of history’s atrocities were, and still are, committed in the name of religion. The more I learned of science, the more I saw religion as superstition. It simply doesn’t stand up to scientific method and reason. The more I learned of psychology, the more I saw religion as an ego defense mechanism. It’s used to help people deal with circumstances beyond their control.

C.S. Lewis - a very intelligent and articulate Christian crusader.I’ve heard the argument put forth, perhaps most eruditely by C.S. Lewis, that mankind’s age-old and constant search for religion is, in itself, proof of a higher being. How can man suffer from this persistent and common delusion, unless there is indeed something to it? I call this the "where there’s smoke there’s fire" argument, and I just don’t buy it.

First, just because a meme is ancient and persistent doesn’t mean it’s correct. People have believed in magic since the dawn of time. Racial stereotypes still tragically persist. The common cold is not caused by a person becoming chilled. Habitual knuckle cracking does not cause arthritis, nor does masturbation cause blindness, cats don’t steal air from baby’s mouths, and you can’t see the stars during the daytime from the bottom of a deep shaft.

Secondly, if the existence of a persistent religious meme is proof of a God, then why are there so many very diverse religions? Many religions have multiple deities. Some religions practice ancestor worship (even the Catholic church to some extent). Many religions have practiced blood sacrifice, both animal and human. Some religions worship nature and animal spirits. How can the smoke/fire argument be used to prove a single God when, in fact, for most of history, the majority of mankind has practiced forms of religion that are not mono-theistic?

So, I am now, at best, extremely agnostic; one who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism. I cannot find any proof that God exists, but, of course, there isn’t any proof that God doesn’t exist either. Blaise PascalFrench mathematician, and philosopher Blaise Pascal, pondered this paradox and developed an argument for the belief in God based on probability and decision theory; his argument has come to be known as Pascal’s Wager. Pascal postulates that it is better to believe in God because the expected reward is greater than the expected reward of not believing. If you believe and God exists, then you gain infinite reward; if he does not exist, you lose virtually nothing by comparison. If you don’t believe and God exists, you get infinite punishment; if he does not exist, you gain virtually nothing by comparison. Of course, Pascal assumes that we have an eternal afterlife and that our life on Earth is negligible by comparison.

A counter-argument to Pascal’s Wager exists called the Atheist’s Wager. Wikipedia sums it up nicely as:

You should live your life and try to make the world a better place for your being in it, whether or not you believe in God. If there is no God, you have lost nothing and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind. If there is a benevolent God, he may judge you on your merits coupled with your commitments, and not just on whether or not you believed in him.

Is this man in Hell?

I’ve always had issues with the Christian philosophy that salvation comes through faith and never through works. By that measure, the most vile torturer of the Inquisition is listening to harp music while strolling streets of gold, and Gandhi is screaming his agony as his flesh boils off his bones. Is the man that taught the world the power of peaceful protest roasting in a Christian hell? I know Christianity is about forgiveness — being absolved of guilt because of your faith. I view that as similar to inherited wealth. If you had to follow someone’s advice for the attainment of wealth, would you choose someone who inherited their wealth or someone who earned their wealth? Paris Hilton or Warren Buffett?

Interestingly, a good friend recently told me of the Apostle Paul’s struggles with problems such as ‘the Gandhi question’. Compare the Atheist’s Wager to what the Apostle Paul said in a letter to the Romans.

What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! For he says to Moses, "I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion." It does not, therefore, depend on man’s desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. –Romans 9:14-16

It dovetails nicely with the Atheist’s Wager, doesn’t it? Of course, I would wager that the Atheist’s Wager was developed with knowledge of that particular scripture.

Curiouser and curiouser.

So, in the end, the whole question is a conundrum with no proof in either direction, but I lean heavily towards my logical side that does not believe — nay, scoffs — at the idea of an omnipotent being. Nevertheless, there’s the small part that says, "What if?"

"There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things."

"I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

 

 

There’s U308 In Them Thar Hills

Uranium ore, that is.

On August 29, 1949, the Soviet Union exploded their first atomic bomb. Needless to say, this created quite a stir in the U.S. which launched a massive bomb building campaign to counter the Soviet threat. American policymakers strategically decided the develop native sources of uranium ore (aka U308) so as not to be dependent on foreign sources. The newly created Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) was designated as the only legal buyer of the ore. For several years, the AEC had already been paying top dollar for the ore, touting it as the energy source of the future. AEC chairman, David Lilienthal, crossed the country telling audiences that a uranium pellet the size of a peanut contained the energy of a ton of coal; holding up a lump of coal, he would tell his audience the equivalent size rock of uranium would heat a large city for an entire winter. With the combination of a successful Soviet atomic bomb test, the Korean War, and the beginnings of the domino theory of the fight against communism, the pressure was on the AEC to develop enough weapons-grade uranium to reduce the USSR to pea-gravel several times over.

In March 1951, the AEC doubled the price it was paying for uranium ore and offered a $10,000 bonus to anyone who developed a productive new mine. The AEC also provided guidebooks and geology reports, built supply roads, and constructed ore processing mills — all in support of uranium miners. A uranium rush occurred in Utah. Moab, Utah went from 500 to 5,000 people virtually overnight. There were stories of prospectors renting planes and throwing out claim stakes in an massive mineral rights grab. Not coincidentally, Moab was the first place in Utah to allow alcohol.

Charlie Steen after he bought new bootsInto this rush came Charlie Steen, an unemployed geologist from Texas, hitchhiking into Utah in 1952. Until this time, most uranium was either found on the surface or in excavated mines. Steen believed the ore could be found using drilling derricks to bore vertically to the ore. Legend has it that, in July 1952, he was down to his last dollar, wearing boots so worn his toes stuck out through holes, when his drill bit broke off in his bore hole. In disgust, he collected his samples from that day and drove home.  On the way, he stopped at a service station where a friend had a Geiger counter. Apparently, everyone in Moab had a Geiger counter in those days. When he put the counter on his samples, the needle pegged all the way over. Steen had found a huge vein of uranium ore. His mine eventually produced over $100 million of ore. Steen had his worn-out boots bronzed.

The AEC continued its favorable pricing policies until 1966. By the early 70’s the price of uranium ore had bottomed out. Then came the oil embargo of the 70’s, and ore prices again skyrocketed as America was again electrified about nuclear power as the solution to America’s energy needs. The partial meltdown at Three Mile Island — less than 2 weeks after the opening of the movie The China Syndrome — violently swung the public opinion pendulum against nuclear power. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) halted the construction of any new nuclear power plants. In 1986, the Chernobyl reactor explosion occurred, releasing 400 times the radiation as the Hiroshima bomb, further contaminating the reputation of nuclear power.

Russian ICBMIn the late 80’s the fall of the Soviet Union, was another shock to the price of uranium ore. Ironically, much of the former Soviet Union’s nuclear arsenal was recycled into fuel for nuclear power plants in the U.S. In fact, 20,000 Russian warheads have been dismantled and recycled into fully half of the uranium used for power generation in U.S. reactors. By the year 2000, uranium ore was selling for roughly the same price as it was 50 years before. In summer 2000, Invention and Technology magazine published an article detailing the history of uranium mining and its demise, saying that "uranium mining will not be a profitable venture any time soon." The market was dead and its prospects for a recovery were very dim indeed.

Now, however, the U.S. government is on the verge of granting permits for the first new nuclear power plants in 30 years. The soaring price of petroleum in recent years has again highlighted the folly of  U.S. dependence on foreign energy sources.  Growing concerns over global warming and greenhouse gas emissions are fueling the demand for forms of energy other than coal and oil. Even hard-core anti-nukes are warming to the idea of nuclear power; Patrick Moore, one of the founders of Greenpeace, said in an op-ed piece in The Washington Post, that nuclear energy is "the only large-scale, cost-effective energy source that can reduce greenhouse emissions while continuing to satisfy a growing demand for power."

And the U.S. isn’t the only country with a re-energized nuclear power industry; Russia has unveiled plans to build 24 new nuclear reactors, and China has scheduled building more than 30 reactors (two 1,000-megawatt plants every year for the next 20 years). India is also going nuclear at a rapid pace.  Worldwide, there are 160 power plants proposed or currently under construction.

Historical prices of uranium ore.Today, demand for uranium is outstripping the supply and the price for uranium ore has not just risen, it has absolutely skyrocketed. There’s an ore rush occurring in Moab, Utah again — almost 60 years after the first rush. And recently, a landowner in Virginia is trying to mine the largest deposit of uranium in the U.S.. A supply that is worth an estimated $10 billion and is the estimated energy equivalent of 7.4 billion barrels of oil. In the 80’s, Virginia banned uranium mining but, of course, uranium ore wasn’t extremely lucrative then — and money talks.

Personally, I favor nuclear power despite its dangers and by-products; both of which I believe are far less than all other ready-for-primetime energy sources. But as a history addict, I find it interesting to compare the previous uranium rushes to the current one. The first rush in the 50’s was fueled by fears of national security from a military perspective. The 'expert' responsible for U.S. energy policy for the last 40 years.The second rush of the 70’s was generated by national security concerns over the U.S. over-reliance on foreign oil. Today’s rush is plugged into America’s growing concerns over rising petroleum prices, our voracious appetite for energy, our continued over-reliance on energy imports, and recognition of the need for clean yet economical energy sources — in other words, economic national security tempered with a bit of environmentalism.

Yogi

 It’s deja vu all over again. –Yogi Berra