10Oct/070
Holy Handguns and Magic Mushrooms, Batman!
Since the passage of the Brady Law, the U.S. imposes a three day waiting period to prevent impulse purchases of handguns. In Amsterdam, the mayor has just proposed a three day waiting period to prevent impulse purchases of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
And in other news, an original issue of the comic book that introduced Batman was found in an attic. The issue is worth $250,000! Holy windfalls, Batman!
October 14th, 2007 - 13:22
Yeah, the 3 day waiting period screwed up one of my best business ideas ever: Rent-A-Gun ™. The slogan would be “When you need a gun real quick but not to keep.”